Thursday, September 3, 2009

Robot Overlords Never Drop Passes

Within my lifetime, I am certain that there will be a massive ethics debate for athletics when someone gets a mechanical implant that allows them better-than-human performance -- whether it be from never dropping a ball, throwing it faster than a meat machine can do, or getting the speed and power upgrade.

And while there will be money in that, the faster path to monetization will be for porn.

To wit... are you man enough to take Wicked-Fast Robot Action? (H/t, the Five Tool Ninja.) Me, um, no. But I'm old. You kids will do far, far greater things...

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