Wednesday, January 26, 2011

A Brief, Small Question to Cavs Owner Dan Gilbert

As your team has now lost something like 85 of your last 25 games, and is clearly the worst team in the Association, and by a not inconsiderable margin...

And your nemesis/ex-chattel LeBron James is going to be no worse than a top three seed in Miami, and appears to have fully accepted his role as the biggest heel in the Association, albeit one with a team that is selling out every night, home and away...

And your roster is clearly filled with guys who no longer seem to be making any sort of effort, and would all welcome any sort of trade...

And your fans, assuming there are still any, and would appear to be increasingly ill-inclined to show up for games...

Well, just one question.

You still pitching that "Cavs will win a title before James" line?

And if so, would you like to work out your modifying claim of how you meant in the ABA, and the Cavs were accepting relegation?

Well, are you still quite sure that your sorry should be contracted franchise is going to win a championship before LeBron?

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