Friday, May 6, 2011

Top 10 signs that the Dodgers aren't going to make their payroll

10) Ushers are making fans throw back the foul balls

9) Vin Scully sounds less than sincere in his pitches for upcoming giveaway days

8) Bobbleheads now without springs

7) "Chico's Bail Bonds" the sponsor on the back of the batting practice jerseys

6) Team has told Andre Ethier to develop an injury problem to set up breaking his hitting streak, as the team can not afford records right now

5) Pro shop still selling those Mannywood wigs as "retro"

4) Frank McCourt now representing himself in the divorce, and appears to have stopped shaving

3) Jonathon Broxton no longer has the morale necessary to throw his fastball at full velocity

2) Don Mattingly's sideburns growing out due to lack of complementary clubhouse razors

1) Team now selling discounted 1st through 3rd and 7th through 9th inning seats for supplemental fans who want to watch the unfashionable innings

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