Saturday, July 30, 2011

Top 10 Reasons Why Nnamdi Asomugha Signed With The Eagles

10) Philly gave him the most Oakland-like ambiance of any fan base, with the added benefit of an owner that doesn't sleep in a crypt

9) Wanted to give the high hard one to New York and Dallas, and be as much like Cliff Lee as possible

8) Was pretty sure that he could get the 21 jersey away from Joselio Hanson, assuming Hanson still exists

7) Figures that with Asante Samuel and Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie on the field with him, he might actually get to defend a few passes this year

6) A $25 million signing bonus can make a man give up his automatic January and February vacation time

5) Two games a year against whoever the Redskins play at QB, and the annual Late Winter Eli Manning Folds In Wind Game, has a certain appeal

4) Secret member of the Bobby Taylor cult

3) Can't wait to hear how South Philly Italian guys massacre his name

2) Figures this is his best chance to play linebacker

1) By pissing off Al Davis, Jerry Jones and Daniel Snyder all at once, has pretty much earned the ability to commit any crime he wants for the next 3 to 6 months

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