Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Top 10 reasons why the Rangers waived Sean Avery

10) It turns out that their commit- ment to gay-friendly personnel moves isn't all that strong

9) Somehow, guys who work at Men's Vogue in their spare time might not be the best choice for a fourth-line asshat

8) They know that I needed grist for my once a year hockey post

7) Even the Rangers blanch at blowing nearly $2 million on something this fungible

6) As a final insult, the team wanted to give his spot to a French guy with a visor

5) His diving for penalty calls just isn't as crisp as it used to be

4) Tired of having the Stars' sloppy seconds

3) If he ever gets his anger management problem worked out, he's pretty much done as a player anyway

2) Aren't thrilled with the fact that the clip below is more or less the franchise's highlight for the past 18 years

1) Um, we are talking about an undersized 31-year-old agitator with little on-ice talent

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