Thursday, April 12, 2012

Top 10 reasons why Jason Kidd wants to play another year

10) Doesn't want to go out with anything less than an 82-game grind

9) Wants to become the first NBA player to ever score all of his points on three-pointers

8) Thinks that if he just plays one more year, Toni Braxton will take him back

7) 40-year-old point guards all over the world need encouragement, dammit

6) It's not as if he's going to get any slower, or more limited

5) Given his past record with women, having a job that requires a lot of travel is a win

4) Convinced that crippling groin injuries just get better with time

3) Given that Mark Cuban just paid for the Lamar Odom Experience, it's not as if this isn't an easy payday

2) Needs to put that Derek Fisher whippersnapper in his place

1) Wants to go out in a year when he's shooting 36% from the floor, not 34%

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