Sunday, January 20, 2013

Top 10 reasons why the Cardinals hired Todd Bowles

We Will Miss Him... Not At All
10) As the Kevin Kolb trade shows, Arizona enjoys taking on Eagle flameouts

9) Juan Castillo was not available, in that he doesn't want to give up that night manager job at Appleby's

8) Didn't want to outshine the Bruce Arians hiring with someone, you know, exciting

7) For some reason, the world just can't hire coaches from a 4-12 debacle fast enough

6) He's promised to not bring Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie with him

5) Footage of the second half of the 2012 season not available in Arizona

4) This will make the 8th NFL franchise that has employed him as a coach or player, so it's pretty obvious that he interviews well

3) Convinced that so long as he stays away from Jim Washburn, all will be well

2) Believed him when he said that he had saved up all of the sacks and takeaways that his team didn't get in 2012 for the 2013 job

1) Photographs, technique and the ability to debase himself enough to work for the Bidwell Family

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