Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Top 10 takeaways from Manti Te'o Fake Dead Girlfriend Gate

If only she, um, ever existed
Golf clap, Deadspin...

10) This is an absolutely legendary way to blow your first round draft pick status

9) In other news, 20 different public figures quietly admitted to reprehensible crimes while your attention was here

8) Notre Dame is very prone to biting on play action

7) Te'o would have been much better off to just admit that he's gay, especially from an endorsement standpoint

6) Oprah Winfrey's cultural relevance really didn't last that long after all

5) If this doesn't lead every late night monologue tonight, I'm totally going on a fake girlfriend killing rampage

4) We clearly need to put the girl's face on the $1 trillion dollar coin, out of respect

3) Te'o's career to agree to an autopsy to see if repetitive head trauma caused it to become such a bizarre, over the top liar

2) This development makes the purchase of merchandise honoring Notre Dame's perfect regular season even more valid for the Fightin' Irish fan on your list

1) I am shocked, shocked that sordid lies were exposed to sully the good names of Catholic institutions and big money college football

1 comment:

snd_dsgnr said...

It's funny, the first thing that came to my mind was that "Oprah is gonna be pissed".

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