Sunday, December 29, 2013

Top 10 NFL Week 17 Ad Questions

Trash Talk
10) Is Verizon specializing in marketing to schizo poseurs?

9) At what point did laptop computers become objects of scorn?

8) Is it telling that JJ Watt only seems happy to be on a football field when surrounded by little kids?

7) If you take Xarelto, how do you avoid suicide from just dealing with the list of side effects?

6) If music unleashes horrible Katy Perry fans on the treadmill at your local gym, shouldn't we learn to do without music?

5) Does owning a Honda cause car crud to become sentient?

4) Do I need to get a lobotomy to become an AT&T customer, or is there some other way to achieve short-term memory loss?

3) Can I drink a Michelob Ultra without living a ridiculously fortunate trustafarian life?

2) How many people will drive drunk in the hopes of meeting Robocop?

1) How many years will re-use the "Had a bad day" ad to pimp playoff fantasy football, and how much do you have to hate yourself to do that all again?

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