Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Top 10 takeaways from NFL Black Monday

McDaniels, AKA The Hot New Guy
10) You'd think that with all of the times the Jets have ran off a coach, they would have the procedure down pat

9) Now that the Niners have ran off Jim Harbaugh, Colin Kaepernick will finally feel secure enough in his manhood to get rid of those tatoos

8) There's something a little unseemly about Jay Cutler still having work, while the coach he killed does not

7) Mike Smith got ran out of Atlanta and could find work as a defensive coordinator, just so long as the people who hire him for that don't look at, well, any tape of the defenses from his time in Atlanta

6) Rex Ryan is a good bet to have a good chance at recreating the same kind of sideshow somewhere else

5) It's important for pundits to tell fans who have waited all year to see a coach get run that they should not be happy today, either, since coaching changes never work until they do

4) Josh McDaniels is said to be highly pursued by several organizations, because nothing wipes away a disastrous prior experience like a few years doing a lesser job

3) The fact that we haven't seen both Ryans canned yet tells you that the Saints management are just killjoys

2) Tony Sparano really wants to keep the job in Oakland, because being fired when you were the real coach after a year is ages more satisfying than being fired as the interim coach after a few months... and nothing fires up a downtrodden fan base than We're Keeping The Retread

1) On some level, you have to feel sorry for DC Racial Slur fans, who won't get to do this until next year

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