|A Haircut Might Have Saved Him|
> If I file with Turbo Tax, can I bayonet British men?
> Are Kate Upton's breasts activated by sneaker pump technology?
> Is anyone else oddly disturbed about naked Minions?
> Do the guys who hurt themselves for single Skittles have, well, any money at all?
> Is the Terminator still scary when he's incredibly creaky and old?
> If I use Nationwide, will they not murder my child?
> When I switch to Esurance, do I get a blue meth bonus and a sweet Pontiac Aztek?
> Are Go Daddy's users solitary losers?
> How much weed did the Squaresoft people smoke to think their ad concept was a good one?
> Can I abandon my wife and kid just from the purchase of a Nissan?
> Why is Dodge making very old people race terrible cars?
> Does Human Pac Man work better or worse when drunk on cheap beer?
> Can I use Wix if I'm not a brain-damaged NFL has been?
> No, seriously, did Nationwide really green light THE DEATH OF CHILDREN as their new branding moment, or was this just the most effective act of corporate espionage ever?