Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Top 10 Reactions to the Nick Foles for Sam Bradford Trade

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10) By getting rid of LeSean McCoy, DeSean Jackson and Jeremy Maclin, the Eagles are giving Bradford weapons with more of the talent level he's used to

9) Foles goes from the NFC East to the NFC West, which should help to take more air out of those Blue Snow 2013 numbers

8) You can feel free to start a pool for which guy gets hurt first -- the guy with 2 blown ACLs and a decent but aging line, or the guy with myriad missed games and the bad line

7) Eagle Fan is just thrilled that the team is spending the money they saved on Maclin, McCoy, Cole and Herremans for a QB that has bad numbers, can't stay healthy, and will make 6X what Foles would have made in 2015

6) Twitter gave Eagle Fan a very cruel tease by theorizing that the Eagles were moving up in the first round with this deal, rather than giving up additional picks

5) There is a growing percentage of Eagle Nation that is just rooting for the team to lose now, since that will grease the skids for Kelly to go back to college

4) Both of the remaining Ram fans in St. Louis are convinced this is more proof that the team is going to Los Angeles

3) Tayvon Austin is convinced that this will get his game back on track, since he's just like Jackson, really, honest, squint hard, sure he is

2) If this doesn't end the rampant Marcus Mariota to Philadelphia rumors, absolutely nothing will

1) Free agent season is only one official day old, and Eagle Fan is speed dialing suicide hotline numbers, even more than usual

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