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9) Do you need to rely on wishing to afford a Mercedes?
8) Are Ford van owners prone to hallucinations about their tools?
7) Is timestop a side effect of Cialis, and if so, can I use that at my local casino?
6) Does owning an Acura make you lose all short-term memory and tolerate kids leaving toys all over the place?
5) If the Marines are all about bringing in aid, what's with all of the guns?
4) Does owning an Intel processor make you more willing to engage in activities that could kill you?
3) Can I own an LG phone without making twee selfie videos?
2) Why is Wal-Mart making a big deal out of home-made gifts that clearly did not come from their terrible Third World facories?
1) Can you have a truck commercial without mud?