Monday, March 21, 2016

A Brief And Obvious Annual Point About Brackets

No one, with the possible exception of you, cares about how you are doing in your brackets.

Now or ever.

So telling us about how much Michigan State screwed you, or how smart you were for putting Syracuse in the Sweet 16, or how you held your nose and took Duke and feel dirty and so on but there they are...

Is basically the equivalent of pleasuring yourself in public.

And if someone actually seems interested in this activity, rest assured that they are not, and are just waiting, patiently or not, to do the same thing for themselves.

(And yes, my bracket is utterly toast, as it always is, and always will be, and I'm clearly just bitter. Shut up. Please.)

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