Thursday, August 11, 2016

Top 10 Eagles - Bucs Takeaways

Run, Rook, Run
10) The Eagles are thin on the offensive line, may lose starting T Lane Johnson to another PED suspension, had two other guys go down with injuries, and are probably already panicking

9) Sam Bradford got a short field, quick touchdown, and media tongue bath

8) Chase Daniel is going to make a lot of money for very, very little work

7) Josh Huff, Nelson Agholor, Rueben Randle and Andrew Gardner are all, you will not be surprised to learn, garbage

6) New head coach Doug Pederson put Carson Wentz in to get some two-minute drill action at the end of the first, which was about as exciting as a 2-for-5 start with no rushing yards can be

5) The defense seemed OK, but it's not as if Tampa is an extremely exciting offense

4) Wentz might have had decent numbers if any of his teammates could catch a football, so this was a disturbingly accurate representation of Real Football, save for the win

3) The game was a great reminder after six months of no football that football doesn't have to be very interesting to watch

2) Just in case you are ready to spread the meme of how Pederson is the second coming of Cap'n Andy Reid, he showed poor clock management in giving the Buc scrubs a chance to tie the game in the final minutes

1) This game had everything, if by everything you mean punting and turnovers

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