|Deliver Us From Oak|
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Friday, February 24, 2017
|Manhattan For 2nd Round Beads|
Who, well, blew it. And will likely continue to blow it, until this team winds up capping its ceiling in the 40-45 win zone with a healthy Joel Embiid, and a 25-30 win zone without him. Kind of like exactly where we were before three years of acquiring assets!
Let's review both deals in turn.
Nerlens Noel to Dallas for Justin Anderson, Andrew Bogut, and a protected first round that's likely going to be two second round picks.
Ersan Ilyasova to Atlanta for Tiago Splitter and some second round chattel.
Noel is a world-class defender, a limited offensive player who has still added skills every year of his career, and younger (!) than Anderson, the only return of this trade that's likely to see the court for the Sixers. Anderson's a wing player that looks a lot like a more expensive and less effective Robert Covington, which is to say a guy who is going to get floor time with the departure of Ilyasova, but not do much with it. As for the protected pick, NBA Hell is paved with teams that draft in the 15-25 range, get guys who tap out at bench level, and pay more for them than they would from finding guys in free agency or the second round. (As for Bogut and Splitter, both are likely health and buyout and toss candidates, just like in the bad old days when the Sixers were unwatchable and threw away guys like JaVale McGee just because.)
Oh, and here's the additional fun point: Noel leaving means that the clearly inferior Jahlil Okafor is here for the long term, and Oak isn't, well, a good NBA player. Now or ever, in that his vaunted offensive game is 3-point-less, which means it doesn't really work in today's game, and his defense and rebounding are bad when he cares, and worse most of the time.
If you want to give the Sixer brain trust far more credit than they deserve, you spin it like this. Noel was going to cost a lot of money to retain and would have never been happy being Embiid's caddy and injury fallback. Okafor has been a model citizen throughout this period of uncertainty, and Noel pouted in the pre-season. Scorers are harder to find than defenders, and Oakafor is still really young.
The trouble with all of that is that if Okafor is bad at defense when he's young, plodding and earthbound, he's going to be an absolute joke at it after he gets some wear and tear. And for all of his low-post craftiness, he's not better than Embiid down on the block, which means that he's never going to be a guy you can play effectively with our super stud. Noel, actually, worked well with him, since Nerlens' offensive game is entirely dunk and free throw jumper based; he can just pound the glass and let Embiid do whatever he wanted to.
As for Ilyasova... well, Splitter isn't going to play here, and Sam Hinkie was routinely ridiculed for trading bad players for second rounders. Now we're moving serviceable ones for those. What professionalism the Colangelos bring to the organization; so glad that Adam Silver forced him here.
And yes, I know, I'm making too much out of this, and maybe Anderson develops here and I'm probably just protecting personal stress on this. But dammit, we had a franchise that routinely won trades, always worked with a clear objective in mind, and rarely moved young players at anything other than maximum value.
Now, we don't.
Which pretty much makes it four for four in area teams who seem to just wing it...
Posted by DMtShooter at 3:41 AM
Wednesday, February 22, 2017
|The Man, The Monster, The Boogie|
Now, I get why the Kings wanted to deal Boogie; he's a massive pain in the ass, but he's also home-grown, in that they've had *years* to try to figure out how to handle him, and never did. Cousins was likely going to walk after 2018 free agency, so moving him before you get nothing has appeal, and yeah, there's also the real possibility that he's a tragic figure, in that if he's the best player on your team, your best player is a technical foul time bomb, turnover prone, foul prone, and quite possibly mental. He's also sporadic with the defense, and might have the worst body language in the game right now.
Here's the problem with all of that: it describes any number of very good NBA players on very bad teams, because very good NBA players on very bad teams either stop caring (i.e., stop being very good) or go insane. There's nothing that Boogie has done that wasn't right in line with the Charles Barkley career, or the Shawn Kemp career, or the Antoine Walker career, or in a couple of years, the Paul George career. The NBA is a brutally competitive league that does *not* take turns; you have a really good chance of being that stud who never wins a ring here, and that role rankles everyone who ever takes it.
The Pelicans get to pair Boogie with Anthony Davis, coming off an MVP effort in the All-Star Game, because when AD doesn't have to deal with centers, he's even more impossible to handle than before. They still have Jrue Holliday, the best PG in the league that no one ever really thinks much of, because he's an ace on defense and misses too much time to think too highly of. Tim Frazier's a decent enough PG2 now, Quincy Poindexter and Dante Cunningham have uses, and they still have a half dozen bigs they can throw out there after Boogie gets teed up. If someone else throws them a decent 3-and-D wing, they'd be downright dangerous in more than theory.
And what did the Kings get? Buddy Hield, the shooting guard from Oklahoma that has first round bust and bench guy ceiling written all over him. Tyreke Evans, the rich man's Tony Wroten, who wore out his welcome with the Kings after they drafted him, because he's a combo guard ballhog and ball stop who doesn't defend. Langston Galloway, who has carved out a nice little career for himself from the Knicks D-league team a year ago, but FFS, we're talking about a guy who could go play in Europe tomorrow and no one would miss him. And pic ktomfoolery, which only really helps if the Pels tank, which they aren't going to any more.
Hield, Evans and Galloway get to pair up with Rudy Gay, I guess, Willie Cauley-Stein (no hands or offensive moves beyond throwing down lobs), Ben McLemore (defense last shooter), Ty Lawson (ancient smurf point guard, no longer a starter in the league) and a bunch of other guys who are going to be dreaming of a trade before the deadline or in the off-season. Because if this teams wins more than 20% of its games in the rest of the year, someone will need to investigate for game fixing.
There's a simple rule about evaluating who wins a deal; it's the team that gets the best player, because trading that dollar bill for several shiny nickles and quarters rarely works out. To that rule, add this: the team that gets the only good player. However, as lopsided as this deal is, I'm also not certain this really changes NoLa's ceiling (first round loser to Golden State or San Antonio), because there's little chance this pairing is going to fully mesh in 25 games, let alone get out and guard the 3-point line, which is where good teams end you, anyway.
But from a pure fan standpoint? We just made the first round of the Western playoffs *far* more intriguing, if for no other reason that we're giving Cousins, the free agent to be in a national showcase and spotlight, four to seven games to show the world that a Dubs-Cavs rematch isn't ordained by God. (It still is, but illusions are more fun than real life. Kind of like the Davis/Cousins Twin Tower concept.)
At least this deal wasn't made by the Lakers or Celtics, or have some team's ex-Hall of Fame player pull the trigger while the league pretends it was fair for both sides...
Posted by DMtShooter at 6:02 AM
Sunday, February 12, 2017
Which means that we turned, with speed, into Not Game, and for ESPN's cavalcade of Not Gamers, it was how unfortunate it was that Durant's 9-year career for his former laundry wasn't going to ever have the feel-good moment of Thunder Fan thanking him for the memories in a highlight reel of goodness.
Which leads me to the following and final point, and I'm sorry for the following moment of screaming, but...
WHAT THE LIVING HELL, HONESTLY?
Look, NBA tickets are expensive. Sports are something where you can buy a ticket, root for your laundry for a few hours, and think almost exclusively about the dumb thing that everyone else is thinking about. It's a release, escapism, maybe even (just maybe) FUN. Doing something that some media elite tells you to do, because you might hurt the feelings (oh, and by the way, you won't) of some dude who makes more in a single game than anyone in the stands will make in a year...
Well, Screw That. With as much urgency and lack of discretion as humanly possible.
Thunder Fan does not "owe" Durant anything. They don't have to cheer for him if they don't want to. If they ever decide to, maybe in five to ten years if he chose to return to end his career where it began (and even that's not true, since his career started in Seattle), that's on them. You buy your ticket, you get to decide what you want to do, within reason, in the arena. Bring cupcake signs, cheer respectfully in warm-ups than boo him in the game, turn your back on him with a pointed display of disciplined silence (a protest that, I think, would be wildly cool if ever executed)...
it's entirely up to you. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Your ride, your way.
And if any media person wants to tell you any different?
Perhaps, next time, you should bring some signs addressing how much you respect their opinion.
Not that those will get on camera, of course...
Posted by DMtShooter at 1:11 AM
Saturday, February 11, 2017
|This Year's New Low|
In the United States, very rich people like to believe that they got that way on the merits. Those merits might be hard work, insight, vision, determination, or even, more darkly, the superiority of their birth. But independent of anything else, the rich as seen are having merit. After all, if they didn't have merit, they wouldn't be rich.
Now, let's pivot to sports. Unlike way too much of our daily lives, sports has a scoreboard; a wonderful, definitive scoreboard that ends all doubts as to who won and who lost. You can argue that a team was lucky, you can argue that if only one factor had changed, it would be different, but everyone knows in the back of their minds that these are arguments for suckers. You either won or you lost. It's as black and white as life gets, and if you won, there had to have been some merits involved. Talent, hard work, strategy, preparation; teams don't generally just chuck it out there and hope for the best.
Now, the Knicks.
The Knicks are a *terrible* basketball franchise. They've been a terrible basketball franchise for a very long time. In what might be the weakest division in the weaker conference, they rarely threaten for the playoffs, despite playing in the media hub of the universe, to packed houses of NBA-mad celebrities, for a league that keeps its offices in the greater NYC area, and would plainly *love* a NYC team, in the world's most famous arena, to occasionally play a meaningful game.
Instead, owner James Dolan fails and fails and fails again. He hires names from the past instead of people who have adapted to the way the game is played now. He cycles through coaches like a sick person cycles through tissues and cough drops. (Yes, actually, as I write this, I'm ill. It's peachy.) And every year, just as it becomes obvious that the construction of the latest Knick roster isn't going to be able to get it done (here's a hint, you mooks: try valuing 2-way players who win on advanced analytics, rather than Name Stars who aren't as good as their reputations, don't move the ball and don't defend)...
Well, there's some New Distraction to show that the organization is always more than willing to put more trash on the fire.
This year, it's GM and Old Man Shaking His Fist At Clouds That Resemble The Three Point Line Phil Jackson, who has spent the past few years showing Tough Love to star forward and embodiment of all that's wrong Carmelo Anthony. With the problem being that Tough Love tends to drive down the old trade value when you are trying to move on from this guy, especially since he's signed to a big whopping contract that you, yourself, inked in the not too distant past, when you made the utter whiff mistake of thinking that you could teach / motivate / change the dude into being something he clearly isn't, which is (not) the centerpiece of a championship team.
This week, it's the tawdry spectacle of franchise legend and very possibly crazy person Charles Oakley, who was escorted out of the building in a scene from Jerry Springer, subsequently banned for life and arrested, then given a rollicking character assassination by Dolan, AKA the last guy who should be discussing anyone's character. (Remember, this is the asshat who keeps hiring Isiah Thomas, no matter what results, on the court or in the courts.)
This has led to the very curious spectacle of people chanting for Oakley at Knicks home games -- as if he's going to wander out on the floor and change the course of play and/or get Anthony to D up -- and the usual hand wringing about what can be done to fix the Knicks.
And now, we're back to where we started; in America. Home of rich people who can screw up all they like, because they are rich.
In other countries, sports leagues have relegation, and long-time readers of the blog will note that I've been singing this sad song for a very, very long time... but the point still holds. If there were many basketball leagues instead of one, the way that the world treats soccer / football, Dolan wouldn't have an NBA (Tier 1) team. And as soon as he didn't have that, the celebs and crowds would melt away, and as soon as that happens, he'd have sold. Or done whatever the hell he wanted to, because who the hell cares.
Instead, Dolan will be an NBA owner until he dies, or takes the Donald Sterling exit. The Knicks will be the Knicks; always chasing the short-term shiny, never doing it with a lick of sense. And we'll have annual moments like the Oakley Affair, with think pieces of how this is the New Low, as if Dolan wasn't always capable of more.
American exceptionalism. See how it hurts?
Posted by DMtShooter at 12:30 AM
Friday, February 10, 2017
|Win And Run|
1) Coach Brett Brown wanted to start rookie Ben Simmons at point guard, and
2) It was probably the best idea, because the other options were a 35-year-old Spaniard, a middling free agent who might be OK, and a too-short undrafted free agent who wasn't good on defense or from the three point arc. AKA a guy who was probably putting his per diem in a cookie jar, because The Dream was going to end at any moment, and there was certainly no other NBA team that would sign his pallid ass.
Then, Simmons got hurt. The middling guy, Jerryd Bayless, came back but never looked right, and went down for the year. The Spaniard, Sergio Rodriguez, turned out to be occasionally useful, but certainly not anything that you had to give 35 minutes a game to, because, well, he was what he was. And the UDFA?
Keeps winning games with last second makes, and the team keeps looking its best when he's on the floor.
I have no real idea if TJ McConnell is anything more than a guy who has strung together some good moments in the dog days of the NBA season, or someone who is actually developing into a real NBA PG. When he has to go up against stud PGs, he suffers, but by that standard, so do a a lot of guys. His three point stroke is better, but certainly not as good as it needs to be. He tries hard on defense and has active hands, but he's just not tall or have enough of a leap to really bother people.
But man alive, does he have good instincts. And while it's totally damming him with the faintest of praise, he's the best PG that the team has had in the last five years. (There are literally dozens of guys who have had this gig, by the way. TJ beats out a gallery of swill that, at its best, includes a half season of healthy Tony Wooten, a driver who could not shoot free throws or threes, the vagabond bricklayer Michael Carter-Williams, and the mildly useful but eventually very overexposed Ish Smith. It's been ugly. Honestly, if the Lakers had just done what they were supposed to and taken Jahlil Okafor, the team would have pounced on D'Angelo Russell and been wildly more watchable for the last year and a half. But I digress.)
Tonight in Orlando, the Joel Embiid-less Sixers snapped a five game losing streak despite the starting forwards (Ersan Ilyasova, fading, and Bob Covington, still not really back after an injury) missing just about everything. They did it with defense, some threes from Rodriguez to help overcome an early hole, a career night from emerging rookie Dario Saric, and in the final two possessions after rampant shakiness, a mid-range McConnell make, then a steal. In the clutch, it was the UDFA with the game winning plays, and not the guy (Elfrid Payton, very athletic and well-scouted PG who doesn't show any signs of being anything but a guy you always lose with) they drafted in the first, then pawned off on Orlando for a first round pick and Saric, drafted two picks later.
By the way, the Saric-Payton trade? Highway robbery, and yet another moment of Sam Hinkie Died For Your Sins. But I digress.
Most telling? That McConnell pretty much ran off the floor after the two plays to end it like he was ducking a subpoena. Maybe he was just trying to avoid a replay of his game-winner in January against New York, when he broke Carmelo Anthony's ankles, then had to endure Embiid screaming at him like he was a pro wrestler.
If and when Simmons hits the floor, McConnell likely goes to the bench, and takes Rodriguez's PG2 minutes. If the rook isn't a PG, the team will probably draft one (please, Lord, guards; it's nice that Nic Stauskas and Gerald Henderson resemble NBA players now, but they don't really resemble NBA players on really good teams, and it's not as if Hendu is going to get any better than this). I still think TJ's NBA future is decades wearing suits and coaching guys, much more than the years that he'll be in a uniform.
But the nice part of these past six weeks is that a guy who tries like mad, plays the right way, and gets everything imaginable out of his meager talents is going to have years in the league, rather than weeks.
And if JJ Barea can win a ring, and Matthew Delevedova...
Well, I like McConnell a lot more than either of those guys. He's not a pocket thug. He throws a pretty great lob to the bigs. He's still also pretty damned young, and if he improves as much as he did from last year -- say, by getting that shaky three point shot right...
He might actually be more than that.
(Yeah, I know, probably not. But at least this year, you don't feel bad about rooting for him.)
Posted by DMtShooter at 12:54 AM
Sunday, February 5, 2017
|In Falcon Red!|
Tonight's exercise in buffoonery won't be as well remembered, because it happened with three minutes left, but it was as remarkable and ill-conceived. After a catch for the ages by WR Julio Jones, the Falcons were in easy field goal position while up 8. Instead of using a running game that worked all night, they.. chose to throw. And took a back-breaking sack, then a holding penalty, then an incomplete, leading to a punt. Which gave NE the ball back, down 8, against a defense that dominated for much of the first three quarters, but simply ran out of gas, the way defenses do when they are out there for most of the game. NE's avalanche continued apace, and Tom Brady and Bill Belichick now have five Super Bowl rings. Boston Fan also gets to be twice as insufferable as they were before (twice infinity? they are up to the task), since they now have the biggest MLB comeback and the biggest NFL comeback.
At this point, I'm ready to renounce football, folks... AND I PICKED THE PATRIOTS TO DO EXACTLY THIS, in that young teams in the Super Bowl behave like idiots, and teams that face The Hoodie do this even more. Damned near every time, honestly.
So that will be, Lord willing and the river don't flood, the last time on this here blog that I will talk about this game for a good long while, because I just can't, really. Sports is supposed to be an escape from depression and disappointment and predictability; when it's all of those things and more, maybe I need to go take up pottery or something. (Don't worry, I'm still totally an NBA mark, and haven't learned my lesson for when Golden State spits the bit against some Gritty People.)
But before this goes to bed, one final word... how much of an idiot did you have to be to think that something (well, something other than Boston Fan booing and having Public Butthurt, because Public Butthurt even in your moment of most improbable joy is important, because Boston Fan cares more about Butthurt than anything) was going to happen in the Roger Goodell trophy pass? Dude eats feces for a *living*, and a very well paid living, from NFL owners in private meetings. He was hired for that. The other 31 NFL owners pushed him to go Moral Oral on you for your cheating ways; he's just their mouthpiece. The idea that he was going to give you some Villain Comeuppance moment when he gave the hardware ever... Jebus.
You people aren't just the worst, you are fracking idiots. Congrats on moaning your way through the greatest dynasty in modern times!
Posted by DMtShooter at 11:18 PM
|Whore Like This|
19) Did the challenge flag ruin the live Snickers ad, or was it already ruined by being a remarkably dumb idea?
18) Is anyone buying the idea that cleaning will get you laid, or that women are desperate to do bald white guys?
17) Are Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart hanging out together for the weed, or are they also, um, let's not go any further?
16) Is the point of the Kia ads with Melissa McCarthy that the planet would be better of if no one tried to help it?
15) Was anyone else excited to see Kristen Schaal do S&M for a wireless ad?
14) Did the NFL really think anyone would be moved by the idea of a nation united by its bloodsport?
13) Why did America's pharma manufacturers decide to sit this game out?
12) If I use Wix.com, will I be oblivious to my surroundings to the point of death?
11) Are Alexa users incapable of watching their dog?
10) Did Turkish Airlines just try to promote flight from the U.S. by promising trips filled with Morgan Freeman clones?
9) Does Spuds McKenzie's soul wandering the Earth, never to know peace, really sell beer?
8) Why do Mercedes owners want to annoy old bikers?
7) How many Alfa Romeos do they have to sell to cover all of those ads?
6) Given that LeBron James' endorsement in the election didn't go so well, is that why his Sprite ad is so stilted?
5) Is Jeffrey Tambor making a side income as a laundromat now?
4) When the game went to overtime, did the NFL have to just run ads over again, because they had ran out?
3) If Olivia Munn pops into teenaged boy bathrooms, is spilling cleanser really the biggest problem?
2) Are all car ads in February required to show people driving like asshats in snow?
1) Honestly, can someone tell me how Belichick and Brady were able to negotiate the best deal with Satan ever?
Posted by DMtShooter at 10:40 PM
|Beer Me Badly|
19) Are the avocados from Mexico laced with something that makes Jon Lovitz viable as a spokesperson?
18) Was anyone under the impression that Arnold Schwarzenegger had ever left, or will ever leave?
17) Does the future of H&R Block involve any humans being employed at all?
16) Can you open a can of Busch beer in the wilderness without being killed by wildlife?
15) Did the American Petroleum Institute spend $5 million to tell America that oil exists, and are they that scared of Big Sun?
14) If it rains paint, does that strike you as magical or something you should just open your mouth open to accept?
13) Why is Intel making Tom Brady eat off the floor?
12) Can tanks roll through every reality television show, please?
11) If dead men tell no tales, why are they making movies?
10) Was Cam Newton's poor season set up by playing against children in the off season?
9) How many of Justin Bieber's touchdown moves would have gotten a 15 yard flag, or, preferably, an ass kicking?
8) Will the Transformers sequel answer all of the questions asked by the previous movies, namely, um, who the hell pays to watch this crap?
7) Does anyone choose their laundry detergent based on some brain-damaged celebrity's inability to eat like an adult?
6) Is anyone else spooked by the Weather Grip service?
5) Did Febreze just wax rhapsodic about toilet odors?
4) What do nursery rhymes have to do with tax returns?
3) Why do car companies who make absurdly expensive vehicles bother to advertise in a mass market ad buy like the Super Bowl?
2) Is Squarespace expecting to do business for idiots who didn't reserve a dot-com domain in he first 20 years of the Internet?
1) How many companies will annoy Americans who complain that the other side are too sensitive snowflakes into a feelings-motivated boycott?
Posted by DMtShooter at 8:13 PM
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
|Once and Future Shake|
Why is this telling? Because the line isn't just what the smarts who do this for a living feel will happen, which is a close and high-scoring game. It's also where the break-even point for gambling is occurring. Sportsbooks don't "care" who wins, so long as a relatively even amount of money is bet on both sides, with the service fees making the entire enterprise a license to print cash... but only so long as you can get that number right. What they hate is when injuries or uncertainty or a massive misread of the public sentiment causes them to move the line during the hype period, then having the game hit a brutal middle point where they are paying both sides. Like in 1979, which still makes spines in Vegas stiffen, nearly 40 years later.
Which brings us to the actual number itself. What's going on here, really? Is America so distracted by regime change (a factor that some believe contributed to the NFL's early season ratings woes) that they aren't putting their money on this game? Is the stock market's flirtations with 20,000 turning bettors into stock market forecasters?
Or, worse yet for the NFL's perspective, is this matchup so non-compelling -- yet another notch in the Patriots' championship belt versus an Atlanta team that has no national fan base, and historically, not even that much of a local one -- that it's keeping even the gambling public at bay?
Tangent Time! A word about prop bets... by all means, make a few. They're fun, like the $2 bets you might throw at the 99-1 nag at the horse track, and if you ever hit one, you'll never forget the c-note you made from the first scoring play being a safety.
But if you are truly treating serious brain cells or dollars (as in, any more than 10% of your overall spend on the game) to these, you might find yourself in a church basement, talking about how you lost the rent when the color of the Gatorade toss was yellow instead of blue. (Most telling prop bet? How all of the odds on the most touchdowns, points, yards, etc., are short. But I digress.)
So let's steer away from the politics and the possibility that this isn't a good match-up, because, frankly, neither of those possibilities are Any Fun At All, really. We watch the game to escape more serious matters, and to get to a happy day of gluttony and weight gain before months of Not Enough Sports. (Not for me, I love the NBA, and Joel Embiid is my Patronus. But probably not yours.)
In the final final final analysis, Patriots -3 and a point a minute over just seems like set in stone chalk because, well, it is. The nation is filled with people who want to see the Patriots lose... but it's also filled with people who have seen them win for the past decade and a half. The NFC is the better conference, and the Falcons beat better teams to get to the championship, but the Patriots have been here a billion times, and new teams don't usually win. Making the spread 3.5 would keep some money out; making it 2.5 would put way too much on the line for that last minute chip shot figgie that has been the coda for several Patriot SB wins. If you are looking for a push line -- and sportsbooks are *always* looking for a push line -- 3 points is your best possible bet, but one that occurs so often that it won't even get much comment.
If this line actually moves in the next few days, and there's no obvious injury or arrest news that causes it, you'll know that something seismic has happened to the betting professionals, and the late money is all moving highly in a direction that Vegas didn't anticipate. But if we had a chance to bet on that happening, the odds would be pretty damned high... because enough early money is already in, and the equation of this game such a known quantity, that the actuarial tables just don't see it happening.
(Unless, of course, Trump tweets something about the line. Then God help us all.)
Posted by DMtShooter at 12:21 AM